1. George W. Bush ~ I.Q. 200. Grounds: For swindling America into war with Iraq at the cost of thousands of lives and Billions of dollars all on rumor.
2. United States Congress ~ I.Q. 195. Grounds: For ratifying George W. Bush’s war on Iraq with his gibber “Weapons of mass destruction”.
3. Bill Clinton ~ I.Q. 195. Grounds: The Oral Office.
4. Andrew Weiner ~ I.Q. 180. Grounds: Passing over Oscar Mayer for Congress.
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger ~ I.Q. 175. Grounds: Learning English.
6. Mark Sanford ~ I.Q. 170. Grounds: Not governing South Carolina from Buenos Aires.
7. Jane Fonda ~ I.Q. 165. Grounds: Hanoi Jane.
8. Mark Foley ~ I.Q. 160. Grounds: Turning pages.
9. Rod Blagojevich ~ I.Q. 155. Grounds: Doing the Hustle on Obama's Senate seat.
10. George Ryan ~ I.Q. 150. Grounds: Contracting State Blood Bank to Dracula. |
